31 Days Of Horror: The Mummy

The Mummy (1932) is another old horror film where I’ve had the DVD for years but have never got round to watching it.  Time to put that right!

The Mummy
‘Karloff the Uncanny’

It’s another one I hadn’t realised was a Universal monster movie, complete with Boris Karloff in the title role.  His name is as big as the film title in all the promotion!

The music over the opening credits is Swan Lake AGAIN, just like they used for Dracula.  We then get a caption explaining the (fictional) ancient Egyptian ‘Scroll of Thoth’, which is about Isis and Osiris.  (A quick note: my degree was in Ancient History, so I’m likely to get annoyed about various historical inaccuracies in this film.)

The opening sequence is set in the Egyptian-archaelogy-crazed year of 1921, which was only eleven years in the past at this point!  A group of archaeologists, Sir Joseph Whemple, Dr Muller, and Ralph Norton, are excited about their new find – an intact mummy and a mysterious box.  The makeup on the mummy is great – even in corpse mode, you can instantly tell it’s Karloff, but it also looks really realistic.

Muller delivers a bunch of backstory by reading the hieroglyphics on the tomb, in which he’s apparently very fluent.  The mummy is of Imhotep, who was buried alive, as he was sentenced to death for sacrilege.  Norton makes a joke about Imhotep getting too cosy with the ‘vestal virgins’, which is a MASSIVE inaccuracy obvious to anyone who’s not completely ignorant about the ancient world.  Vestal virgins were a Roman thing – the ancient Egyptians had no social or spiritual values attached to virginity!

The box, meanwhile, is gold, and has an inscription on it.  ‘Death, eternal punishment, for anyone who opens this casket,’ translates Muller.  He’s the superstitious one, while the others are typical archaeologists of the period – eager to make scientific discoveries and sceptical of such ancient beliefs.  Sir Joseph and Muller go outside to argue about it some more.  They suspect it contains the legendary Scroll of Thoth.  Muller is adamant that it shouldn’t be opened, but Sir Joseph is determined to fulfil his scientific duty.

Norton, meanwhile, is so curious about the box that he can’t even wait for Sir Joseph to get back before opening the box.  There is indeed an ancient scroll inside, which Norton handles with absolutely no due diligence whatsoever!  He starts to translate the scroll, speaks the words it contains, and the mummy is shown to awaken.  Norton immediately goes mad at the sight of the moving mummy, which is how Sir Joseph finds him a couple of minutes later.

Cut to the contemporary year of 1932!  Two new archaeologists, Professor Pearson and Frank Whemple (the son of Sir Joseph), are disappointed about their lack of finds in Egypt so far.  Pearson delivers a quick bit of backstory about the previous events – Norton ‘died laughing…in a straitjacket’, and Sir Joseph swore never to come back to Egypt.

They’re interrupted by a visitor – it’s the revived mummy of Imhotep, who’s now passing as a normal person.  He introduces himself as ‘Ardath Bey’, gives them the gift of an artefact from a princess’s tomb, and tells them where the tomb can be found.  ‘We Egyptians are not permitted to dig up our ancient dead,’ he says, to explain why he can’t excavate the tomb himself.

Pearson and Frank set their gang of local workers to work digging up the area, with lots of Egyptian singing to set the mood.  There’s a now-uncomfortable detail where the British archaeologists just sit under a parasol relaxing while the Egyptian workers dig!  When they inevitably (and easily) find the tomb, they find it’s sealed with ‘the seal of the seven jackals’, unbroken for 3,700 years (dating the ancient Egyptian characters of this film to around 1800 BC).

We then get a classic early-20th-century-film newspaper clipping caption to explain what happens next in the story – Sir Joseph has decided to return to Cairo after all.  Cut to the Cairo Museum, where artefacts from the princess’s tomb are on display.  Imhotep is in the room, looking at the mummifed princess.

At a posh dance nearby, we’re introduced to a very glamorous-looking girl – Helen Grosvenor, talking to Muller, who’s currently acting as her guardian.  She doesn’t like the heat.  We find out some more details about both Helen and Muller through the plot mechanic of a very gossipy pair of guests at another table, who are talking about the two of them!  Helen apparently comes from a notable family, and her mother is Egyptian.

At the museum, Imhotep speaks to Sir Joseph.  Sir Joseph is very grateful to him for instigating the find, but his son Frank is not so happy, as it means that the artefacts have to be displayed in the Cairo Museum, rather than in London.

We then get a scene of Imhotep casting a spell over a silly-looking witch’s type cauldron/pool that allows him to spy on people.  This is juxtaposed with the dance, where Helen, caught by the spell, ditches the man she’s dancing with and leaves the venue, requesting the taxi driver take her to the museum.  She sits in the back of the car, reciting something in a strange language.  At the museum, failing to get in due to the locked door, she’s caught by Frank, and immediately faints (eyeroll – I would really like to see just one of these older films avoid the irritating cliche of young women fainting at the drop of a hat).

At the Whemple house, Sir Joseph speaks to Helen in ‘ancient Egyptian’.  How are these characters even supposed to know how Middle Egyptian (which was in its early stages in 1800 BC) was pronounced?  Is Sir Joseph fluent in the Coptic dialect of every single Egyptian period?  So many questions.  Meanwhile, there’s a kerfuffle in the museum, where Imhotep kills the guard on duty.

Muller arrives to see Sir Joseph, having tracked Helen to the Whemple house.  ‘Frank, will you make yourself agreeable?’ says Sir Joseph as he heads into the study for a private chat with Muller.  Frank takes this as an order to flirt brazenly with Helen, before excitedly telling her all about the moment when they explored the princess’s tomb.  Helen is shocked that he and Pearson unwrapped the princess’s bandages, which is kind of bizarre – it’s as if she thinks of the princess as a real live woman.  ‘Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?’ she asks.  Frank realises why he’s so drawn to Helen – she looks very like the princess.  Given that the princess is a dusty 3,700-year-old mummy, I wouldn’t say this is the greatest compliment of all time.

Muller is suspicious about ‘Ardath Bey’, although at this point there’s no real reason for this suspicion.  Sir Joseph receives a phone call about the dead guard, and he and Muller go to the museum to investigate.  Apparently the guard ‘died of shock’ and was found with the Scroll of Thoth.  Sir Joseph is shocked by the sight of it, which is a bit confusing – he never laid eyes on it in 1921 before it was taken out of the box by Norton and then immediately stolen by Imhotep.

Frank and Helen, who have progressed to making out on the sofa extremely quickly for characters in a film made in the ’30s, are walked in on by Sir Joseph and Muller, which is a very early example of an awkward parental walk-in moment.  The older men, however, don’t seem to care much, as they’re too busy discussing the scroll.  We’re reminded that Norton made a transcription of part of the scroll before he went mad.  Frank suggests burning it, and Muller agrees.  Sir Joseph has apparently always assumed that the mummy of Imhotep was stolen, despite the fact that nobody could have done it in the short time that he and Muller were standing outside the dig in 1921.

Imhotep arrives at the house and hypnotises Sir Joseph’s Nubian servant (again, all of these old British Empire details make the film an uncomfortable watch for modern eyes).  He approaches Helen, again introducing himself as ‘Ardath Bey’.  ‘Have we not met before, Miss Grosvenor?’ he asks.  It’s unclear whether this is because he’s not yet realised she looks like the princess (which is unlikely, given that he already deliberately spell-summoned her to the museum) or because he’s trying to stir her spell-memories (which is illogical, given that they’re in a house with people she knows and it would give Imhotep’s true nature away).

Sir Joseph and Muller are interrupted in their argument about burning the scroll (Sir Joseph still doesn’t want to, as it’s officially the property of the museum) by the realisation that ‘Ardath Bey’ has arrived.  Muller works out he must have come for the scroll, and tries to ask ‘Ardath’ about how he knew where the princess was buried.  Helen, meanwhile, refuses to go back to the hotel as commanded – she is captivated by Imhotep.  She’s eventually escorted away by Frank, with great reluctance.

Muller explains to ‘Ardath’ about the guard and the scroll, and shows him a photo of the Imhotep mummy, which is very obviously the same person.  ‘Why do you show all this to me?’ asks ‘Ardath’, but soon reveals himself as Imhotep when it becomes clear that Muller knows what’s going on.  Apparently, Imhotep can basically hypnotise anyone with Egyptian blood (this is a very silly detail), and smugly announces that the Nubian servant is under his control.

With Imhotep having left, Sir Joseph agrees to burn the scroll.  However, Imhotep is watching them through his witch’s cauldron and casts a spell to kill him.  This sequence is pretty daft – where has Muller gone?  Surely he would have stayed to watch Sir Joseph burn the scroll?  Anyway, the Nubian servant comes into the room, takes the scroll from the fire and replaces it with another bit of paper.

In the morning, this is at first enough to fool Muller.  ‘Your father destroyed the scroll knowing that it would cost him his life,’ he says to Frank (who, irritatingly, is more preoccupied with his infatuation with Helen than with mourning his father’s death).  However, Muller soon becomes suspicious, and while Frank is on the phone to Helen, he pulls the ashes of the paper out of the fire.

During a taxi journey, Muller’s suspicions are confirmed.  ‘Your father did not burn the Scroll of Thoth,’ he explains to Frank – the ashes in the paper were newspaper, not papyrus.  The previously-sceptical Frank is starting to believe Muller’s theories, at least enough to wear the protective amulet that the older man gives him.

Despite having been told to stay in the hotel by Frank, Helen goes out anyway, of course, with a previously-unmentioned dog for some reason.  When she arrives at the museum, the dog is sent away by Imhotep, because his cat companion doesn’t like it.  Imhotep shows Helen his memories of what happened in 1800 BC – he was in love with the princess, but she died, and he stole the Scroll of Thoth to bring her back to life.  However, before he could use it, he was caught and sentenced to be buried alive with the scroll, so that nobody else could ever attempt the same thing.  The live wrapping-and-burying scene is horrible if you’re claustrophobic!  The slaves who buried him were killed, then the soldiers who killed the slaves were killed themselves, so that nobody would ever know where Imhotep was buried.  This seems kind of overkill (no pun intended).

‘My love has lasted longer than the temples of our gods,’ Imhotep says to Helen, whom he obviously sees as the princess now.  The cat runs off, clearly knowing something is about to go down.  Imhotep vows to kill Frank, knowing Helen is falling in love with him.

Helen is irritable and confused when she returns to the hotel and encounters Frank, but somehow she knows the cat killed the dog, who is no longer with her.  ‘Don’t let me go again…I’ll try to get away but you mustn’t let me,’ she pleads, knowing there’s something else inside her mind.  ‘I’ll never leave you alone,’ Frank assures her, but of course he does.

A few days later, Helen’s nurse is far more sensible than Gerda from Horror Of Dracula and won’t listen to any of Helen’s implorations to let her sneak out, but her older servant is more softhearted and allows her to get dressed.  Helen is getting more and more ill, and Muller realises that she has to go to Imhotep or she’ll eventually die.  He and Frank plan to follow her and destroy Imhotep.

Argh – character stupidity alert!  Frank idiotically puts the protective amulet on Helen’s doorknob instead of keeping it around his own neck as Muller instructed, then settles down on the sofa to spend the night guarding Helen’s room.  Of course, Imhotep is watching from his witch’s cauldron, and casts a spell on Frank to kill him.  Frank grabs the amulet as he falls, but it’s too late – he’s unconscious, meaning Helen can step over him and leave the building.

In the museum, Helen has mentally become the princess.  Imhotep plans to kill her, then cast a spell to turn her into an immortal mummy like him.  However, when the princess realises the extent of the plan, she refuses – the Helen part of her wants to live too.  She tries to run, but Imhotep hypnotises her.

Frank is still alive, just, and Muller wakes him up.  ‘Now I know his horrible plan,’ says Muller.  How?  It’s never explained how he’s worked it out!

Just as Imhotep is about to kill Helen/the princess, Frank and Muller arrive.  Imhotep tries to cast a spell on them, but the princess uses an Egyptian god statue to cast one back on him.  He withers and becomes dust again, and the scroll burns in the fire.

Frank cradles Helen, begging her to ‘come back’, but the credits roll before we find out if she actually does!

Overall, this was a great story.  I loved Zita Johann’s glam portrayal of Helen, who came across as far more alluring and beautiful than other Universal monster movie heroines (they’re usually blonde girls-next-door), and Boris Karloff had so much more to do here than he ever did as Frankenstein’s monster.

Something much more modern tomorrow!

Excitement, and a bonus handkerchief update

Another productive day of getting work done for clients, writing, and getting excited about Hallowe’en.  I’ve picked out the boardgames for the event we’re hosting on Monday, and am looking forward to making a Spotify playlist to go with them!

Bonus handkerchief update:

I mentioned the other day that one of the dresses from my vintage fair haul had yielded a bonus handkerchief that had been left in the pocket.  While I don’t use and have never used old-fashioned cloth handkerchieves for the actual intended usage of blowing my nose (because EWWW, they invented more hygienic disposable tissues for that as far back as the ’20s), I have always collected them, because people kept giving me their old ones when I was a little girl without realising that I would grow up to be a HOARDER WHO WOULD HOARD THEM ALL.  Yes, I still have this particular hoard, and I thought this new bonus one would be a good addition to the collection.

I was obviously going to wash it first, though, because even though it was neatly folded in a way that indicated it hadn’t been unfolded for over thirty years, you don’t know where things have been if you buy them secondhand.  When I found it in the pile of clean laundry that Geth had tumble-dried today, though, I was surprised to find it was all creased.  Why was it not nice and flat like the rest of my handkerchief hoard, like I had found it the other day?

Then I remembered that there is this thing called an iron that I have never owned (I (a) once accidentally burnt a silk tie of Geth’s and have been too scared of ruining stuff ever to try ironing again, and (b) don’t have the time for ironing), and had a strange, terrible flashback to a memory from early childhood involving people actually taking the time to iron their handkerchieves.  Did people ever do that?  Maybe it was just my mum teaching me how to iron by letting me iron something small and cotton that couldn’t be ruined?  Either way, I’ve got the horrible feeling that I’m going to have to take my bonus handkerchief with me the next time I visit someone who owns an iron (99% certain this will be Mum and Dad) so that I can iron it flat, because until then it’s not fit to join the rest of the handkerchieves in my hoard.  Sorry, bonus handkerchief.

I’m sure you were all eagerly anticipating that update.

OOTD 26th October 2018
OOTD: still working through my most recent vintage haul! Dress Fink Modell (vintage 1980s, bought at vintage fair 2018), tights Primark (2017), shoes Office (2018).

Today’s earworm playlist:

Tears For Fears – Everybody Wants To Rule The World
Sigala and Ella Eyre – Came Here For Love
New Order – Temptation
Carter USM – And God Created Brixton
Duran Duran – A View To A Kill
Adam & The Ants – Antmusic
Dave Stewart and Barbara Gaskin – It’s My Party

31 Days Of Horror: Friday the 13th Part 2

When I first wanted to check out the Friday the 13th series in the early ’00s, the first film wasn’t available on DVD yet.  When I scoured the racks of the Edinburgh branch of HMV (online shopping wasn’t a big thing yet in those days!), I could only ever find Parts 2 and 3.  As such, it’s Part 2 that was the one I watched over and over in my late teens.

Friday the 13th Part 2
I always liked this ‘chalk outline’ motif.

We start with a kid splashing in puddles and singing Itsy Bitsy Spider horribly out of tune.  His mother calls him inside, hopefully to remove him from the public domain forever for offences to music.  The puddles are then splashed through by a grown man’s feet with some accompanying ominous music, so we assume this is Jason Voorhees (who’s the killer in this film – that’s not exactly a secret, so let’s go with it from the off).  He approaches a building with a lit window.

Inside, Alice from the first film is having flashbacks to the events of Part 1, meaning the filmmakers get to reuse a whole load of footage.  It’s mainly about Mrs Voorhees telling the story of Jason.  We also get a repeat of the Jason-out-of-the-water scare just to drive the point home.

Alice wakes up and the phone rings – it’s her mother trying to get her to move nearer home (presumably – we only hear Alice’s side of the conversation).  Alice is painting scary paintings, which is a nice callback to the hobby that was mentioned once and then forgotten about in Part 1.  She goes for a shower and there’s some ominous POV shots of someone stalking around the house.  The phone rings again, but the line goes dead as Alice answers.  We then get a tense sequence, with Alice realising someone is there and grabbing a knife, culminating in a classic cat-jumps-out moment.  Miaow!  Alice puts the knife down, which is a bad idea.  Deciding to feed the cat, she finds Mrs Voorhees’ head in the fridge and gets killed with the discarded knife.  The cat miaows again, still wanting food, because cats don’t care if you’ve got problems like being dead.  Jason, for some reason, then takes the boiling kettle off the hob (insert standard complaint about Americans ignoring the highly useful invention of the electric kettle – Wikipedia tells me this is due to voltage differences) to stop it whistling before leaving.  Roll opening credits!

There are loads of actors credited in this film – the Friday the 13th series became notorious for an increasingly high body count with every entry.

Starting the story proper, Jeff and Sandra are driving to the camp in an obnoxiously big truck – they’re sort of the Jack and Marcie of this entry (complete with a friend called Ted, rather than Ned), except they’re more idiotic, and neither of them are played by a future big star.  Crazy Ralph shows up while they’re on the phone to Ted and says they’re doomed – nice to see he’s still parroting the same stuff from the first film.  Ted pulls a prank by getting a friend to tow Jeff’s truck round the corner, which is not really relevant to anything else but is a nice character touch.  It’s shown to be a lovely enticing summer day as they drive to the camp – when they come across a fallen branch and have to get out of the truck to move it, Sandra says, ‘This place is spooky,’ but there’s nothing that really indicates that’s the case at this point.  However, exploring the roadside, she finds a sign for Camp Crystal Lake.  Ted, who knows all about the camp due to being an assistant for the project, says they don’t want to hear about ‘Camp Blood’.  As they drive off, we see Jason watching from the woods.

Cut to chief counselor Paul ringing a bell, and we see lots of counselors wandering up to the main cabin, telling the viewer who’s going to be flirting with whom.  This is apparently a counselor training camp – all the counselors have worked at camps before.  We see Crazy Ralph on his bike as a backfiring car goes past, driven by Ginny, who soon arrives at camp with her car still backfiring away.  Paul is angry about her being late, and there’s some really corny dialogue here (‘I promise I will never, ever be late for anything ever again’), which stands out in a film where the dialogue is generally written very well.  Ginny turns out to be Paul’s girlfriend as well as his assistant, ’cause that’s not a professional conflict of interest at all.  She’s also a graduate student doing child psychology, which is important later.

‘Put your car in the lot, okay?  This place is starting to look like a Burger King,’ says Paul to Ginny when they get back to the meeting.  ‘Where was I?’

‘You were about to give your “let’s keep our s**t together” speech,’ replies Ted, who’s probably one of the best characters in this film.  Paul’s speech includes the bear-avoiding advice that ‘if you’re a woman, don’t use perfume, and keep clean during your menstrual cycle,’ which I’ve always found as awkward as the female counselors listening to the speech obviously do.

That night, around the campfire, Paul tells a scary story about Jason Voorhees, complete with Ted jumping out in a mask to scare everyone at the end, in order to get it ‘out of our system’.  ‘The second act needs work,’ Ginny says to Paul.

Paul’s story reveals that this film is set five years after the first one, which leads to the same timeline problem as the five-year setting gap between the made-one-year-apart first and second Nightmare on Elm Street films.  Similarly to the way you can’t convince anyone who’s familiar with ’80s fashions and decor that films made in 1984 and 1985 with contemporary costuming and set design are actually set five years apart, you also can’t do this with films made in 1980 and 1981.  As I explained in my post on the first Friday the 13th, the date given onscreen confirmed it was set in 1980, meaning this one is supposed to be 1985, but as ever, nobody’s crystal ball is powerful enough to predict future fashions, so the clothes and hairstyles in this film are all emphatically 1981.

However, this story is much tighter than the first and zips along really nicely, so I think this is actually the better film story-wise.

After the campfire, there’s a good party atmosphere back at the main cabin, although Muffin the dog sees Jason out of the window and is not impressed.  Ginny beats Paul at chess and is so bored she decides to go to bed.  Meanwhile, Sandra, dancing with Jeff, tells him that she wants to sneak off to go and see ‘Camp Blood’.

While getting ready for bed, Ginny hears a noise outside her cabin, but it turns out to be Paul, wanting to join her.  Crazy Ralph is watching them creepily from beside a tree, but suddenly gets garrotted by Jason (which is a shame, as he could have livened up all the other parts of this franchise).

The next day, Mark, a wheelchair-using counselor, is making the most of not having to take part in the group run by criticising everybody else’s performance.  Muffin wanders off and bumps into Jason’s feet, which doesn’t seem to be a good sign.

At the lunchtime barbeque, Terry, Muffin’s owner, is wandering around looking around for her, but is easily distracted by Ted announcing that the food’s ready.  Poor Muffin deserves better!  There’s then an obligatory everyone-goes-swimming-and-sunbathing scene at the lake, but Sandra drags Jeff off to see ‘Camp Blood’.  Jason is wandering around in the same area, so you kind of expect them to get offed for being idiots at this point, but instead they find a dead animal, possibly a dog but it’s too mangled for them to be sure, and then get caught by a policeman.

Back at the camp, having delivered the hapless Jeff and Sandra, the policeman tells Paul he ‘should have located in the next county’, which to be fair is true, but Paul doesn’t take much notice.  On the drive back, the policeman sees Jason running across the road and chases him.  He finds a hut with something appalling in it, but gets immediately killed (we don’t see what he sees).

That night, most counselors go off on a final night on the town before the training starts properly, but a few stay behind to watch the camp (the partygoers only seem to have access to Ginny’s car and Jeff’s truck, so Paul says there’s not enough room for everyone to go).  There’s some tedious pairing-off stuff with Jeff and Sandra heading upstairs to work off their hard day of rules-disobeying and Mark playing some kind of primitive electronic game with fellow counselor Vickie.

Terry, while out looking for Muffin again, randomly decides to go skinny dipping.  Another counselor, Scott, is being a gross perv and steals her clothes while she’s in the water.  However, while running away, he gets caught in a classic rope trap and starts yelling for help.  ‘I ought to let you hang, you pervert,’ says Terry, but eventually agrees to go get a knife to cut him down.  However, Scott gets killed while hanging in the trap.  Terry finds him dead and starts screaming, but immediately seemingly meets up with Jason (her death’s not shown and we never see her corpse, so maybe she ran away and survived – who knows?)

Cut to the party bar in the nearby town, which is a real early ’80s small-town Americana bar with people in cowboy hats, a band playing in Hawaiian shirts, lots of beer bottles everywhere, and a drunk Ted hitting on the barmaid.  Ginny lowers the mood by speculating about the resident maniac.  ‘What if there is a Jason?’  She starts child psychoanalysing, but Paul and Ted just think she’s drunk.

‘I’ll be right back,’ says Vickie to Mark, breaking Scream‘s Rule 3, and goes to change into a highly seductive big ’80s jumper (those things are wonderful and cosy, but I would not describe them as sexy) and put on tons of perfume, contrary to Paul’s advice earlier about not attracting bears.  She then goes out to her car to look for something in her underwear, which is annoying for two reasons: (a) female characters in this series are always wandering outside in their underwear for no reason; and (b) the counselors did have access to at least one other car, so that excuse for not taking everyone along to the bar doesn’t fly!

A classic Friday the 13th thunderstorm starts up, and so Mark goes out to look for Vickie, presumably worried she’ll get soaked.  Unfortunately, he gets a machete to the face for his trouble.

Jason then picks up Ted’s spear from earlier.  Why on earth did Ted have a real spear?  It was only meant to be a joke prop to scare people at the campfire!  Anyway, it gives Jason a two-for-one spearing opportunity on the post-coital Sandra and Jeff.

Meanwhile, Ginny and Paul decide to go back to camp.  Ted asks some locals about after-hours places nearby, indicating that the rest of the counselors are going to be out all night.

Vickie comes looking for Mark, but only finds a bunch of corpses.  There’s then a really annoying scene where Jason approaches her with a knife and she doesn’t even try to run, just letting him kill her instead!  We do however get a good creepy dragging-the-body-down-the-stairs shot after this.

Ginny and Paul arrive back at camp and find it deserted.  ‘Paul, they wouldn’t have left the place like this,’ says Ginny, despite only having known the counselors for a day or so.  Paul has more pressing concerns.  ‘These kids smoke better dope than I do,’ he says, on finding someone’s discarded joint.

Upstairs, they find some blood-covered bedsheets, but Paul still thinks nothing out of the ordinary’s going on.  The power is out, but the rain’s stopping, so he suggests they go look for everyone else.  However, Ginny realises there’s someone else in the room, and Paul is attacked and knocked out.  Jason shows his not-super-scary pillowcase face, and Ginny runs away.

There’s then a very, very long chase sequence, a really classic ‘final girl’ example.  These long sequences are quite characteristic of Friday the 13th movies, where there’s often a good twenty minutes of the last surviving character trying to evade the killer.  We get all the cliches during this sequence – the killer suddenly smashing through a window, the victim playing find-the-body, a car that won’t start (although at least this plot point has been seeded properly in this film!), the killer attacking the victim in the car, and one of my favourites, a chainsaw that runs out of fuel before the person wielding it can properly kill the killer!

There’s also a horrible scene with Ginny having to avoid making any noise while hiding, even though some rats are scurrying right in front of her face!  I have an awful phobia of rodents, and I would probably have wet myself too.  Truth.  Unfortunately, Ginny’s fear puddle is noticed by Jason, so she’s not out of the woods yet (no pun intended).

Escaping through the woods, Ginny finds the hut where the policeman was killed earlier.  It’s a creepy shrine with Mrs Voorhees’ shrivelled head and old jumper, which Jason has presumably looted from her grave (or possibly grabbed five years ago before the authorities found the body).  Ginny uses her child psychology knowledge to pretend to be Mrs Voorhees, meaning we get Betsy Palmer playing the real Mrs Voorhees again as we’re shown what’s going on in Jason’s confused mind.  Unfortunately it only works for so long, as he sees his mother’s head behind Ginny before she can kill him, and stabs her in the leg.  However, Paul shows up and attacks Jason before he can kill Ginny.  Between the two of them, they seemingly manage to kill him (complete with a reprise of the Mrs Voorhees beheading music from Part 1), and Paul carries Ginny back to camp.

Back in Ginny’s cabin, there’s a scary noise at the door, but it turns out to be the not-dead-after-all Muffin in a very silly, cheesy scene that is only mitigated by Jason smashing through the window to grab Ginny in Part 2’s version of the Jason-out-of-the-water scare (pretty much all the entries in the series have a version of this scare, which obviously gets less and less effective as the series goes on).

The next morning, Ginny is driven off in an ambulance, but it’s not clear whether Paul or Muffin (or indeed Terry!) have survived.  Roll credits.

I still stand by this film being better than Part 1.  A tighter story, better characters, and Jason taking over as the killer.  I’m looking forward to watching the rest of the series sometime soon, as there are a couple of them I’ve not seen!

Back to the old stuff tomorrow.

A mixed Thursday

Today was…a good day?  I think?  It was quite productive, but I’ve felt pretty tired and irritable all day, because I didn’t sleep that well last night.  I think my brain is starting to protest about being made to watch so many horror films.

I’ve done a lot of writing today, though, and that always cheers me up.

OOTD 25th October 2018
OOTD: feeling autumnal! Scarf Leonardi (vintage 1970s/1980s, thrifted from Anne out of Granny Bessie’s collection 1995), dress Primark (2018), tights Primark (2017), boots unknown brand/eBay (2018).

Today’s earworm playlist:

Duran Duran – Notorious
Cher – If I Could Turn Back Time
Bananarama – Robert De Niro’s Waiting
Ariana Grande – Breathing

Phone Box Thursday: Station Road, Whitley Bay

Today’s phone box is very special, and is my favourite ‘local’ phone box (i.e. one I can get to on the Tyne and Wear Metro).

Red phone box
Red phone box, Station Road, Whitley Bay, 22nd July 2017.

(Coordinates 55°04’01.5″N, 1°44’24.4″W.)

This phone box, which stands outside Whitley Bay Metro station, is a K4 model from the ’20s, which is very rare – it’s one of only ten still in existence and one of only four still in public use.  Its ‘Post Office’ sign is not an indication of a later change of use – the K4 was designed by the Post Office to incorporate a postbox and stamp dispenser.  Next time I’m in Whitley Bay, I’m going to investigate the box properly and see how much of the original infrastructure survives!

Update 16th December 2021: better picture at last!

31 Days Of Horror: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3

A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 (1987) is one of the few films from the Nightmare series I’ve actually seen before.  It’s been a long time, though, so I don’t really remember what happens.

A Nightmare On Elm Street 3
Freddy Krueger is more prominent in this film, and hence somewhat less scary.

The film starts, rather like the Rob Zombie Halloween films, with an only-semi-relevant quotation, in this case an Edgar Allan Poe quotation about sleep and death.  (This quotation turns out to be a fake – Poe never wrote anything of the sort!)

The font used in the titles is gloriously similar to Stranger Things, because, you know, that’s kind of the point of Stranger Things.

We start off with images of somebody making a papier mache house model.  This is Kristen, who’s trying not to fall asleep by playing loud music (I didn’t recognise the song, Into The Fire, and with good reason – the band, Dokken, was just a side project of the film composer).  Kristen is having bad dreams, but her mother doesn’t care, cause she’s got a new boyfriend to entertain (a classic Elm Street neglectful mother!  Great to see the usual themes coming out).

In Kristen’s dream, the creepy skipping girls singing the ‘Freddy’s coming for you’ rhyme are present and correct.  There’s then a fairly standard nightmare sequence involving a creepy little girl intoning ‘this is where he takes us’, the ground turning into tar, hanged corpses, Freddy skulking ominously in the background, etc.  Kristen wakes up – but it turns out to be a dream within a dream, which is not something we’ve seen in the Nightmare films so far, I don’t think.  In the still-a-dream bathroom, the sink tap grabs Kristen and the shower head turns into knives, cutting at her wrists.  When her mother wakes her up, Kristen’s holding a razor blade and looks like she’s done it to herself.

Because this is a horror film, Kristen immediately gets hospitalised in a teen sanatorium (although her awful mother thinks she’s just attention-seeking).  There’s an orderly working there called Max (played by a pre-fame Laurence Fishburne), whose theory is that all the kids there are having nightmares because their parents took LSD in the ’60s.  I love this gloriously dated detail!

The doctor in charge of the patients, Dr Neil Gordon, is worried about the arrival of a new graduate student doctor, as he thinks it’ll disturb the patients’ progress.  However, when Kristen has a panic attack and attacks the staff who are trying to sedate her, the new doctor turns out to be Nancy from the first film, who overhears Kristen reciting the ‘Freddy’s coming for you’ rhyme and realises what’s going on.

Neil goes for a walk with Nancy.  She drops her bag, and helping her pick up the contents, he notices she’s taking a drug called Hypnocil.  He’s then distracted by the sight of a nun who seems to be staring at him.

Nancy is introduced to a couple of the teenage patients – Philip, who calls the hospital the snakepit, and Kincaid, who can’t keep his temper and gets himself put in the ‘quiet room’ (i.e. the padded cell) a lot.  In the corridor, they pass another patient called Joey, who looks perturbed, although it’s not really explained why.

At Kristen’s house, Nancy doesn’t get any answers from Kristen’s mother, who still thinks her daughter is faking everything.  Upstairs, however, she finds the papier mache house, and instantly recognises it.  Meanwhile, Neil is finding out about Hypnocil on a computer database, which probably looked super up-to-the-minute in 1987.

Kristen is dreaming again.  She sees a child’s bike making blood trails, then finds herself back in the dream house.  There’s a nice visually impressive sequence where Freddy, in snake form, chews up the room that Kristen is standing in.  Somehow, Heather hears Kristen in her dream, and gets pulled into the dream to help her.  Freddy recognises Nancy, which is a nice ominous moment.  They wake up, and Nancy realises that Kristen has the power to pull people into her dreams.

At the next day’s group therapy session, Nancy meets the rest of the young patients.  Will attempted a daredevil jump that went wrong and ended up in a wheelchair as a result; Jennifer wants to be an actress; Joey doesn’t speak; and Taryn is just ‘going through some s**t’.  After the session, Will, Joey, and Taryn have a game of D&D (or similar), but Taryn’s not into it, and besides, Max the orderly says it’s time for bed.  Will and Joey turn out to be sleeping in shifts to try and protect themselves from Freddy.

At a local restaurant, Nancy explains to Neil that her mother passed away in her sleep (which sort-of-tallies with A Nightmare On Elm Street 2, where the story around town was that Nancy’s mother committed suicide and Nancy went crazy – you can kind of see how the actual events would have become exaggerated), then she became estranged from her dad.  She wants to give Hypnocil to the kids, but Neil refuses, saying it’s too experimental.

Philip, while asleep, has one of the puppets on his wall turn into Freddy, who then puppeteers Philip by ripping out his limb muscles (gross!).  Joey sees Philip about to fall from the roof of the next-door priory building outside and wakes up Will.  They alert the other patients and staff, but it’s too late – Freddy drops Philip from the roof while the other kids are watching.

At the next day’s session, Neil’s colleague Dr Simms is an absolute cow to the teenagers, refusing to listen to anything they have to say.  Neil finally agrees to Nancy’s Hypnocil request, but Dr Simms insists the patients’ rooms be locked overnight.  However, Max agrees to turn a blind eye in the case of Jennifer, who wants to keep herself awake by watching TV in the TV room.

There’s a random scene with another orderly, who hits on Taryn, trying to get her to do drugs with him.  This guy is the worst and should definitely have been killed off at some point, but strangely we never see him outside of this scene.  The only point of the scene is to tell the viewer that Taryn’s a recovering drug addict, and we could have learnt that elsewhere, without bringing in a whole extra random character.

Jennifer, meanwhile, is burning herself with cigarettes to try and stay awake.  It doesn’t work, as the interviewer on the chat show she’s watching (Dick Cavett playing himself) suddenly turns into Freddy and attacks the interviewee (Zsa Zsa Gabor, also playing herself).  In a fairly quick sequence (no chasing or anything, which is unusual), Freddy takes over the TV, head and robotic arms emerging from its frame (he’d never be able to do this with a flatscreen one today!), and smashes Jennifer’s head into it.

At Jennifer’s funeral, the nun from earlier speaks to Neil, introducing herself as Sister Mary Helen and revealing that she knows something about what’s going on.  ‘The unquiet spirit must be laid to rest,’ she says.  When Nancy asks Neil who he’s talking to, it becomes clear that only he can see the nun.

At an unofficial therapy session arranged without Dr Simms’ knowledge, Nancy explains to the patients that Freddy killed her friends, and that they’re ‘the last of the Elm Street kids’ – the children of the adults who took part in burning Freddy to death.  Neil hypnotises them all into sleep, but at first it looks as though it hasn’t worked.  Joey is beckoned out of the room by a pretty nurse in the corridor, but the others realise that they are in the dream world after all when objects start moving strangely.

The nurse decides to seduce Joey, quickly gets naked and then turns into Freddy, which is very unnerving!  He captures Joey and sends him down to hang above a pit of fire.  Meanwhile, the dream version of the session room starts burning down, but the occupants all wake up when Dr Simms enters the room.

Because Joey is now in a coma, Neil and Nancy are suspended from duty, leaving the awful Dr Simms in charge of the patients.  While packing his stuff into his car, Neil sees Sister Mary Helen in the upstairs window where Philip fell to his death, and goes up to speak to her.  ‘This is where it began,’ she says, and we learn that the priory building’s been closed for years, but it used to be a cruel sanatorium until the ’40s.  It was closed after the youngest nun, Amanda Krueger, accidentally got locked in the building without anyone noticing and as a result spent two weeks being tortured and raped by the inmates.  When she was found, she was half-dead and pregnant with Freddy, the ‘bastard son of a hundred maniacs’.  Sister Mary Helen also apparently knows how to stop Freddy.  ‘You must find the remains and bury him in hallowed ground,’ she tells Neil.

Nancy visits the comatose Joey.  ‘Let him go, you bastard,’ she says, addressing Freddy, and creepily, the words ‘come and get him, bitch’ appear in bloody cuts on Joey’s chest.

Kristen is having another panic attack, and Simms, being as much of a cow as ever, sends her to the ‘quiet room’.  ‘You stupid bitch, they’re killing us,’ screams Kristen as she’s dragged away, and for the second time in this film I really wish Freddy was less discerning about whom he goes after when they sleep.

Neil and Nancy visit a bar to find ‘the one person who knows’, according to Nancy, where Freddy’s remains are.  As such, we get a welcome return for John Saxon as Lt. Thompson, Nancy’s dad!  His uniform says ‘security’ now, and he’s drunk in a bar, so I’m assuming he’s no longer part of the police force.  Nancy begs him to tell her where the remains are, but he pretends not to know what she’s talking about.  Meanwhile, Taryn calls Neil – the kids are panicking because Kristen’s been locked in the quiet room.  Neil sends Nancy to the hospital, then goes badass on Thompson, telling him that if he doesn’t want Nancy to die, he’ll have to help.  The two of them drive to a local church, where Neil steals holy water and a crucifix.  There’s a slightly-out-of-place comedy moment where the priest catches him, but Neil leaves his driving licence with the priest as security for the items.  Thompson then directs Neil to the old car salvage yard where Freddy’s remains are hidden.

Meanwhile, Nancy sneaks into hospital and, failing to get into Kristen’s cell as Max is on guard, gets the other kids together for another unofficial session.  They manage to get into Kristen’s dream and join her in the dream version of the quiet room, but Freddy immediately starts ripping the room apart, and the occupants are separated.  Kristen finds herself back in the scene shown at the start of the film, with her mother coming in and turning her music off, but it soon turns out to be the nightmare version – the mother’s boyfriend turns into Freddy and beheads the mother, which doesn’t stop her yelling angrily at Kristen.

Taryn, who’s found herself in a dingy street outside a jazz bar (one of those ’80s Hollywood set streets that’s supposed to look rough ‘n’ ready but actually looks really enticing and cool) hears Kristen yelling from somewhere, but before she can find her, Freddy appears in the street and Taryn challenges him to a knife fight.  Unfortunately, Freddy’s fingerknives turn into syringes, which inject Taryn with a lethal dosage.

Will, meanwhile, who can walk again in his dreams, finds a spiky torture version of his wheelchair, with Freddy taunting him to sit down.  Despite Will turning into his D&D character, the Wizard Master, Freddy still manages to kill him.

Kristen finds Heather and Kincaid; the latter is fed up of waiting for Freddy to find them and starts shouting his name.  An ominous-looking door appears, leading down to the pit of fire.  Meanwhile, Neil and Thompson find the Cadillac in which Freddy’s remains were hidden.  Thompson wants to leave, but Neil says they have to bury the body.

Nancy, Kristen, and Kincaid find the tied-up Joey…and Freddy.  Nancy rescues Joey before he drops, but the others have trouble fighting Freddy – he apparently draws power from the screaming souls of his victims, whose faces are shown on his torso (ew).  However, as Neil finishes digging the grave, Freddy disappears from the dream world, apparently aware of what’s going on with his remains.  The old Cadillac starts making noise, and Freddy possesses his skeleton, killing Thompson and half burying Neil.

In the dream world, Freddy reappears in a hall of mirrors.  Joey finally finds his voice, and screams, breaking the mirrors and releasing the others from the trap.  Thompson appears, claiming to be delivering a message to Nancy before passing into the next world, but turns into Freddy and fatally stabs her.  Nancy, as her dying act, saves Kristen by stabbing Freddy with his own fingerknives.  In the salvage yard, Neil wakes up, climbs out of the grave, and throws holy water on Freddy’s bones, causing him to disappear from the dream world.

At Nancy’s funeral, Neil sees Sister Mary Helen again, but she disappears.  Looking at the gravestone where she was standing, Neil realises that she was the ghost of Amanda Krueger, who died in 1968 and used ‘Sister Mary Helen’ as her nun name.

In the last scene, the sleeping Neil is shown to have Nancy’s protective dream doll and Kristen’s papier mache house.   The latter starts to glow ominously.  Roll credits.

I quite enjoyed this entry, despite the frustration of unlikeable characters not getting their comeuppance.  Quite interested to watch the rest of the series now!

More ’80s sequel fun tomorrow.

Getting excited about Hallowe’en

I blitzed through with work today to get it all done by mid-afternoon, so that I could (a) get the old digiboxes from years ago set up upstairs and access all the old horror films I’d recorded back then, and (b) get the house decorated for Hallowe’en!  It’s looking nice and spooky now, and will look even better at the weekend once I start getting the lanterns carved.

Hallowe'en decorations
The first Hallowe’en in our new house!

I’ve got another long work day tomorrow, but I’m hoping to have some time for a quick bit of house stuff as well!

OOTD 24th October 2018
OOTD: another new-to-me dress from my weekend haul. Dress Fink Modell (vintage 1980s, bought at vintage fair 2018), belt H&M (2017), tights Primark (2017), shoes Zara (2018).

Today’s earworm playlist:

Sigala and Ella Eyre – Came Here For Love
Duran Duran – Girls On Film
Bucks Fizz – Piece Of The Action

31 Days Of Horror: Horror Of Dracula

Horror Of Dracula (1958) is the third version of Dracula I’m watching this month, after Nosferatu and Universal’s Dracula!  I should really watch the 1992 version as well, but I’m kind of done with the story now so I think I’ll save that for next year.

Dracula
Nice spooky statue shot to set the atmosphere!

This is the first of the Hammer horror films, which is a series with which I’m not nearly familiar enough, and am looking forward to exploring more in the near future.

The opening is very British with all the castle buldings and gates, looking exactly as boring as they look in real life if you visit these things all the time!  We then get an ominous shot of Dracula’s coffin, with silly unrealistically-coloured blood (it looks more like paint) spattering on it.

The backstory is provided by Jonathan Harker narrating his diary, confirming that the setting is 1885, slightly earlier than in the novel (which came out in 1897 and was set in an unspecified year during the 1890s).  At first it seems to be truer to the novel than the Universal version, with Harker being the one to visit Castle Dracula rather than Renfield, but when a young woman comes to speak to Harker, he tells her he’s the ‘new librarian’, which is a departure from the standard estate agent story.

Dracula makes arrangements for Harker to be comfortable until he can meet with him, thus keeping up the pretence a bit better than in previous versions.  However, the young woman begs for help, insisting that she’s a prisoner of Dracula, and then runs when the Count appears.

Dracula (Christopher Lee in the role that he didn’t like being defined by) is very normal-seeming at first, displaying typical British politeness toward Harker.  The geographical setting of the film is quite confusing – all the characters act extremely British, and have the British names of the original novel characters, but all the action in the town (which has streets with Germanic-sounding names) takes place fairly close to the castle, probably no more than thirty miles away (as at one point, the characters are able to travel to the castle from the town by horse and cart in the space of a couple of hours).

Harker is engaged to Lucy in this version, as opposed to Mina, like in the original.  Dracula takes an unusual interest in the photograph Harker keeps of her, which is something that happens in most versions of the story.  At night, he finds himself locked in his room and starts diarising again – but the twist is that he turns out to know what Dracula is!  ‘I will forever end this man’s reign of terror.’

The door is later unlocked, and downstairs, Harker meets the young woman again, who won’t tell him why Dracula is keeping her prisoner.  She then tries to bite him, leading to an abrupt vampire fight between her and the suddenly-arrived Dracula.  Harker gets knocked out in the kerfuffle.  He wakes up back in his room, locked in again, and is distressed to find the vampire bite on his neck.  He starts writing his diary again, worried that he will become a vampire and hoping that someone will be able to take care of it if he does – he seems to know a lot about the mythology.

In the morning, Harker hides his diary by the nearby crossroads and goes off to try and find Dracula’s coffin.  When he does, he stakes the girl vampire, which wakes Dracula up, and the Count sneaks off.  Harker finds his coffin empty, but Dracula soon catches up with him.

Cut to the local tavern in the village of Klausenberg, where Dr Van Helsing (Peter Cushing, who’s great in this film) is ordering a brandy.  Harker turns out to have been a friend of Van Helsing, but the tavern owner is scared of the vampire and won’t share information about Harker’s visit with the doctor.  However, the waitress secretly passes him Harker’s diary, which was found by locals at the crossroads.

Van Helsing arrives at the castle and searches for Harker, but finds his room ransacked and Lucy’s picture missing.  Down in the crypt, he finds his friend has been turned into a vampire, and is asleep in a coffin.  We fade to black here, but it’s assumed that Van Helsing stakes him.

Back in what I assumed was England but actually turns out to be somewhere else in Vaguely Eastern Europe-Ish, Lucy’s brother and sister-in-law, Arthur (Michael Gough, who this Doctor Who fan will always think of as the Celestial Toymaker) and Mina Holmwood (it’s very confusing that all these different versions keep switching the characters about in terms of who’s related to who!), are suspicious of Van Helsing’s account of Harker’s death, with good reason, as he won’t give them any details.  Lucy, who Arthur and Mina believe is ill, turns out to be already under the influence of Dracula, as once the others have bid her goodnight, she opens her balcony window and takes her cross necklace off, showing vampire bite marks on her neck.

Meanwhile, at what looks like a hotel, Van Helsing is listening to some phonograph recordings that he’s previously made about vampire mythology.  Van-Helsing-on-tape is explaining the power of garlic, which is the big anti-vampire plant in this film, in contrast to the wolfsbane of the Universal version.  When a hotel worker shows up and asks Van Helsing who he was talking to, the doctor claims to have been talking to himself, which seems a bit unnecessary – surely everyone understood how phonography worked by that point?  It wasn’t some kind of secret.

Back at the Holmwood house, Dr Seward shows up to treat Lucy for anaemia.  He’s out of ideas and advises Mina to get a second opinion, so she goes to visit Van Helsing and brings him to see Lucy.  Examining her, he sees the vampire bite on her neck.  He tells Mina to keep Lucy’s windows closed and surround her with garlic flowers, and is very ominous about it, but doesn’t explain anything else to Mina.

Of course, Lucy can’t stand the smell of the garlic, and begs the housemaid, Gerda, to remove the plants and open the windows, which she does.  At this point, I assumed Mina had just forgotten to tell Gerda about Van Helsing’s instructions, but in the morning when the doctors show up due to Lucy having inevitably died, it turns out Gerda did know the instructions but is just a bit thick/softhearted, depending on the viewer’s reading!

Van Helsing plays a blinder here – rather than pointlessly trying to convince Arthur and Mina of the existence of vampires, as would probably be attempted by 99% of other film characters, he just leaves them Harker’s diary, telling them that they will understand if they read it.

A young girl who lives in the Holmwood house, Tanya, goes wandering at night, and has bumped into ‘Aunt Lucy’.  (At this point, it’s not very clear who Tanya is, as she knows Mina and Arthur as Mr and Mrs Holmwood, so she can’t be a blood relation.)  Perturbed by this, Arthur goes to check Lucy’s coffin and finds it empty.  Tanya has gone off with ‘Aunt Lucy’ again, and when Arthur sees them near the crypt, he calls to Lucy.  This is exactly as bad an idea as you might expect, but luckily Van Helsing is around to ward Lucy off with a fancy-looking crucifix.

(Ah!   It’s revealed in dialogue here that Tanya is Gerda’s daughter.  That could have been made clearer earlier!)

Van Helsing wants to use Lucy to find Dracula, but Arthur can’t bear the idea.  Instead, they stake her to give her peace.  Arthur has heard that vampires can turn into bats and wolves, but that turns out to be a false myth in this version.

While Van Helsing and Arthur go to try and find shipping records for Dracula’s coffin (which Dracula has used to transport some of his burial earth so he can survive in the town), a shifty-sounding message (allegedly from Arthur, but that’s clearly not the case) arrives at the Holmwood house, telling Mina to go to some random address on Frederickstrasse.  Cut back to the shipping office, where it turns out the coffin was shipped to the exact same address, an undertaker’s business.

Because Mina doesn’t have much sense, she goes to the random address alone, and Dracula appears from the coffin.  Cut back to the house, where Van Helsing and Arthur (now the best of buddies – it’s amazing what a bit of vampire hunting can do) are debriefing.  There’s a minor panic when it seems Mina is missing, but she immediately reappears, obviously holding a stole round her neck and claiming to have gone for a midnight stroll.  Van Helsing and Arthur apparently don’t see anything strange about this, and head off to the undertaker’s on Frederickstrasse.

We get a slightly odd bit of comedy relief with the morbid undertaker cracking jokes about people falling down the stairs, but he’s soon stunned into seriousness by the fact that the coffin has disappeared.

Back at the house, Van Helsing and Arthur are making more plans for vampire-hunting.  While he’s away, Arthur wants Mina to wear a cross for protection.  She faints at its touch, and they find she’s being turned into a vampire.  Arthur blames himself for not taking Van Helsing’s advice earlier, and agrees to let Mina lead them to Dracula.

The two men watch Mina’s window while she sleeps, but inside, Mina leaves her room to find Dracula brazenly standing in the hallway.  He follows her into the bedroom to bite her (the portrayal of this process is getting more and more sexual as the 20th century goes on).

Van Helsing and Arthur find Mina bitten and immediately start a blood transfusion process to save her life, which is a nice lift from the original novel (where towards the end everybody was doing transfusions with each other!).  I’m very impressed with the way Van Helsing is shown to be following due aftercare process, right up until the point where he tells the post-transfusion Arthur to drink ‘plenty of fluid – tea, coffee, or better still wine’!

Gerda’s been acting thick again by following Mina’s orders no matter what, meaning that Dracula’s coffin has been hidden in the Holmwood cellar without anyone noticing.  When this is discovered, Dracula runs, taking Mina with him, and Van Helsing surmises that he will have to go back to the castle, because vampires always have to sleep in the earth in which they were buried.  They get on a horse-driven cart and give chase.

There’s a random comedy bit here with someone rebuilding a barrier after Dracula’s horses and cart have crashed through it, only for Van Helsing’s horses and cart to do the same thing.

Arriving at the castle as dawn is starting to break, Dracula tries to bury Mina in the earth, but runs into the building when spotted by Van Helsing and Arthur.  While Arthur goes to rescue Mina, there’s a great chase sequence through the castle between Van Helsing and Dracula, culminating in Dracula trying to strangle Van Helsing.  However, Van Helsing is able to throw open the curtains and use the sun as a weapon, as well as a makeshift candlestick cross, meaning that Dracula is soon nothing more than dust.

The cross scar on Mina’s hand disappears as she’s freed from the curse, and the film ends on a shot of Dracula’s ring, revealed as the dust blows away.  Roll credits!

I quite enjoyed this one, even though the story was probably even more of a departure from the novel than the Universal version.  I’m still hoping that one day the BBC will do a sumptuous twelve-episode TV series that’s totally faithful to the book (there’s currently talk of Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat doing such an adaptation, so I remain hopeful).

An ’80s sequel tomorrow!

Shaping up to be a busy week

Another good productive day.  I’ve had a lot of unexpected work from clients this week, so tomorrow will be busy as well.  Looking forward to the weekend already!

OOTD 23rd October 2018
OOTD: still enjoying my vintage haul from the weekend! Blouse Lucky Winner (vintage 1980s, bought at vintage fair 2018), jeans Levi (2018), boots Carefree (2017).

Today’s earworm playlist:

Elton John – I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues
The Sugarhill Gang – Apache
Duran Duran – Do You Believe In Shame

31 Days Of Horror: The Invisible Man

The Invisible Man (1933) is another film I’ve never seen, even though I’ve had the DVD sitting on my shelf for years.  This horrorthon’s been a good opportunity to sit down and watch all these neglected DVDs!

The Invisible Man
Love this old film poster they used on the DVD cover.

What I hadn’t realised was that this was a Universal monster film, although I don’t think the Invisible Man became involved in the glut of sequels and crossovers that went on during the ’30s and ’40s.

Bizarrely, the film has an NRA sponsor caption at the beginning!  ‘We Do Our Part’.

Claude Rains (eight years before playing Sir John in The Wolf Man) is the eponymous Invisible Man, as I’m sure everyone knows, and Gloria Stuart (best known to currently living generations as the older Rose in Titanic more than sixty years later) is his love interest.

The film’s set in England again, meaning we get more not-quite-right accents from the American members of the cast.

We open with a bandaged figure struggling through the snow.  He enters a pub, the Lion’s Head, which despite the English name comes across as a bit saloon-y with piano music and patrons who all fall silent when a stranger enters.

The bandaged man is very demanding of Jenny Hall, the pub landlady, and soon the patrons are gossiping away about how the man is clearly an escaped criminal.  When Mrs Hall enters the man’s room with the mustard she’s forgotten for his meal, she sees him hastily cover his invisible face, and he angrily sends her away.

We cut to a father and daughter, Dr Cranley and Flora, worrying about one of Dr Cranley’s assistants, a man called Dr Jack Griffin, who has gone away to finish an experiment (and is clearly the bandaged man we’ve already seen).  Dr Cranley’s other assistant, Dr Kemp, has feelings for Flora, but she only loves ‘Jack’.

Back at the pub, a few days later, Mrs Hall is fed up of the Invisible Man’s rudeness and failure to pay his bills, and sends her husband upstairs to get rid of him.  Mr Hall gets thrown down the stairs for his trouble, and the pub patrons send for the police.  When confronted, the Invisible Man reveals his invisibility, resulting in a daft farcical sequence with the police trying to catch him as he sheds his clothes.  He then causes chaos around town, smashing glasses in the pub and stealing hats from people in the street.  He’s clearly suffering from madness of some sort.

Seguing beautifully, Dr Cranley and Dr Kemp work out that Dr Griffin was experimenting with a dangerous drug, monocane, made from flowers in India.  Dr Cranley explains that an experiment with the drug on a dog turned it white and raving mad.

Back at Dr Kemp’s home, he hears a story on the radio story about the Invisible Man, but before he can react, the Invisible Man reveals himself to be in the room with him.  ‘Don’t be afraid, Kemp, it’s me,’ he says, but soon turns to violent threats.

Back at the pub again, the police chief shows up and doesn’t believe a word of what the villagers tell him about the Invisible Man.  The latter also returns to the pub with the unwilling Dr Kemp’s help, as he needs to recover his scientific notebooks.  After dropping them to Dr Kemp through the window, he causes more destruction in the pub, and kills the chief of police.

We then cut to some detectives, who are making a search plan.  A country-wide radio broadcast interrupts people’s evening activities (we get a lot of scenes of dances in community halls and men sitting smoking pipes in their parlours, which is a lovely reminder of the age of this film!), and everyone in the country locks their doors.

Once he’s sure the Invisible Man is asleep, Dr Kemp makes a phone call to Dr Cranley, who says he’ll come in the morning so as not to arouse suspicion.  Dr Cranley then idiotically tells Flora what’s going on, and she insists on going round to see ‘Jack’ right this minute.  Meanwhile, Dr Kemp calls the police, disregarding Dr Cranley’s advice to keep the fact of Dr Griffin being the Invisible Man to themselves (which is fair enough, as it’s bad advice).

The Invisible Man consents to seeing Flora alone, and tells her that he’s doing it all for her – he wants to achieve scientific greatness.  He’s obviously mad, and she does realise this, but also clearly still loves him.  Dr Cranley and Flora leave, and the Invisible Man, who has spotted the police, escapes from the house, but not before vowing to Dr Kemp that he will kill kim at 10pm the following night.

Next morning, Dr Cranley is still trying to shield Dr Griffin from the police for some reason, but Dr Kemp tells them the truth.  Meanwhile, the Invisible Man goes around the country on a killing spree, causing a train to crash and throwing people off cliffs.

There’s an interesting shot where the distraught Flora looks at a picture of ‘Jack’ – but even then, the viewer is not shown the picture, so we still don’t know what his face looks like.

The police detectives have a plan to use Dr Kemp as bait to catch the Invisible Man, but Dr Kemp is no Jamie Lloyd in Halloween 5, and flatly refuses, so they have to come up with another plan where Dr Kemp will escape in disguise as a policeman and drive as far away as possible.  Unfortunately, the Invisible Man is one step ahead of them – he hides in Dr Kemp’s car, ties him up behind the wheel and sends the car off a cliff.

A convenient country-wide snowstorm, however, provides aid to the police.  When a farmer finds the Invisible Man sleeping in his barn, they decide to set fire to it and smoke him out so that they can see him in the snowstorm.  In the process of trying to escape, the Invisible Man is shot, and collapses in the snow.

Dr Cranley and Flora are told that there’s nothing that can be done, as the Invisible Man has taken a bullet to the lungs, but ‘his body will become visible as life goes’.  As such, after he tells Flora that he knows his scientific meddling was wrong, the Invisible Man dies, and we finally see Claude Rains as Jack Griffin in the last shot, which is a really nice touch.

I’d quite like to investigate other versions of this story now – I’ll definitely read the book, but Geth tells me the more modern film (Hollow Man with Kevin Bacon) is terrible!

Something more mid-century tomorrow.